If you can’t bring yourself to watch “Love is Blind” don’t worry — I did it for you

If you can’t bring yourself to watch Netflix’s hot new reality matchmaking show, don’t worry. I’ve recreated that experience for you. Now sit down with a face-sized glass of wine and drink it up!

Love is Blind begins with hot singles arriving, looking hopefully out the windows of cars, most of whom you will never see again.

Lauren, 32, too good for this world.